DEAR LOVERS,
WE WERE HURTING, STIFF IN PLACES WHICH WE WERE EMBARRASSED TO ADMIT EXISTED...wHY OH WHY SPARE US THE AGONY OF GETTING OUT OF THE RACECAR AT 1AM TO DESPEL THE WASTE WE HAD BEEN SURPRESSING FOR THE PAST 2 HOURS ON AND OFF. HERE WE GO UP AND OUT GOOTA GET HER TO WORK, PICK UP THE BABY THEN GUESS WHAT AFTERWARDS I CAN GET A NAP.
vs...why is this porthole (antique) on the floor and where is the mirror that was its backing? Oh I broke it! I was gonna tell ya but suddenly we blah, blah, blahed her and set off in a fit of traumatic verbal rage.... Hours later reflection on said words.. we decide to share an apoligy to the Young Super Heru's for the Slaughtering of the Spirits Centian Demensional Jump Backlash Ceremony which was under control of the Negativity Ancient who infiltrated Base camp via Viral Inception..(Speaking of which,Netflix.. we still have the movie undamaged so plz, we ask for your patience and we will restore our account eventually, but if youd much rather threaten us with lil emails on-demand...we must come to an admirable arrangement, because your service is great.. but since you cut us off, we have since started using another service we like them too! But who do we subscribe to.. HULU?GRABOID?NETFLIX?XFINITY? SO MANY CHOICES ,SUCH TARGETED OPTIONS..GO TEAM CHOICES!
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