I DID NOT Do it!

All Rise...for Your honor Judge DontJudge!

We are in review of the case of  #2Chuckelzdaclown vs. The State of the Mass Media & Boring Marketing Techniques

Judge DontJudge: 2ChuckelzdaClown, How do you Plea?

I #2ChukelzdaClown, hereby testify that as the Public Representative for The Universal  Society of ex-GuttaHoestransitioning2Badbitches SistaHood of the JollyGreenLovers and Infidels without a Prayer in Rehabilitated Bliss(took in a breath of air) that I Never Took that Last piece of Carrot Cake. Nor did I miss my appointment at the health dept, (Negative bitches!,maybe...) or tell that nigga that he was the man of my dreams while I was Sober, I did not Run from that spider with the violin on its back, or Write the letter in question in third person.
That's my story and I'm sticking to...

JudgeDon'tJudge:
Somebody read the statement In Question...

Random Reader:(clears he/she's throat"

Here is a tale of Awakening and Revival. Today I was Transported By Thought to altered-dimensions beyond human understanding. In those Alternated places, if ever there was anything I desired, All I need do was make a universal plea of manifestation... and hence, it were mine...Supernaturally Divine all the Time!

    As a participating Team being in that dimension, I was what the others called a  Prospector. (a superhero) whose primary directive allowed me to be a connector for exclusive Entrepreneurs who GAVE BIRTH TO  their own SPECIALTY Niche Markets to OTHERS OF THEIR SAME SPECIES. They Are Different, I cant explain right NOW.
    For instance...On the website http://www.linkedin.com/in/thegoteamlife My recent Charge , as The Prospector is
Dino Puglia, who is in search of a position as a traveling Master of Ceremonies. He is experienced in professional  wrestling, unique talents...blah blah (imjustsaying) blah...check him out. and with my super powers as A PROSPECTOR I am able to CONNECT my Charges to  Opportunity Leads which they Seek simply by putting my thoughts into Words.

And I travel in this Zone from  place to place in a Jet Black Luxury Crossover named Black Bytch with a Bright Purple Cape and some Skater shoes on while my theme music (Fantasy by Earth Wind & Fire ) Is always playing in the Background. My Only sustenance In this Environmentally Enhanced place is Grapenuts and pomegranate leaves. I have only 20 grand Vodka infused with Cognac to drink and my faithful side kick is actually a Team Of Brides-Maids wearing Purple Mini-Skirts and thigh high Boots!

Here I am single, there I am Married to a Gangsta Rapper/ Producer with Gold teeth, gold all on his Chain , if you don't believe me just Watch! And he has tattooed across his Back GoTeam Forever! I know this is real therefore...

I am writing this down because when I try to explain to others who I really am, No one believes me. I attempt to share What my mission is (see prime directive above), When I am Ready (Alwaz) Where I can be Everywhere, and How With Your Team! They still think its game...Maybe I'm writing this down so that I have record of my thoughts when the dejavu happens. Or maybe I'm writing this to myself, for myself ,by myself,  just so I know its Real!

Oh and they sent me back with a message for anyone who finds this note...We Are Out Here, Everywhere, We Are Here...Connect With Us.  I'm not crazy self.. let me stop myself from writing... stop! stop! stop!

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Judge DontJudge: And you are telling this court that as of this very moment You did not write this letter?

Well, (deep breath)
I #ChucklezdaClown,  hereby testify that As the Public Representative for The Universal  Society of ex-GuttaHoestransitioning2Badbitches SistaHood of the JollyGreenLovers and Infidels without a Prayer in Rehabilitated Bliss(took in a breath of air) that ...

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